M.C. Norris

“If you could have one super power, what would it be?” My twelve-year-old daughter narrowed her eyes at my eight-year-old son.

“Ummm…”

“For me, it would have to be either flight, or super strength,” she said.

“Flight! Definitely flight!”

“Flying would be cool, but it’s...

Last night, I enjoyed my favorite dream. Well … it ranks pretty high on the list, anyway. I wonder if we’ve all enjoyed this one? This is the dream where you discover new rooms, or whole new levels, in your own house. A hidden staircases led you down to dusty grottos t...

"Hi, thank you for calling Dumbinoes.  Will this be delivery or carry out?"

"Carry out."

"Alright.  Can I get your name, please?"

"Norris."

< ... wait for it ... >

"You mean, like Chuck?"

Back in middle school, Chuck Norris rose from a Vietnam rice paddy with a thumping M...